Guys, I just realised something.
All I really care about, is sucking on big fat tits. When it all comes down to it, it’s really all I want.
It’s the meaning of my life, I have reached enlightment.
All i need is some sunshine
Future granny Christian. Wanna bet?
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Omg imagine if it was pouring with rain and just ugh so cosy and umf
Imagine waking up in the middle of a snowstorm. It’d be like a reverse snowglobe.
REVERSE.
SNOWGLOBE.
imagine waking up to a bear trying to rip into your home.
This bed is not for fucking in.
this bed is definitely for fucking in.
mommmmy :)))
This bed is meant for fucking in.
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I’ve always adored this picture
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whut
i really want to find someone who will hack one of these things with me
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Unfortunately, your girl wants to sleep with multiple girls/guys.
It’s no longer about what you want. Do you want to spend the rest of this relationship wondering if she’s fucking around on you when you’re not together? That’s exactly where this is headed. She’s out with “the friends”, she’s out at “work”, she’s out… fucking other people in the plural is what she’s doing. You can stay at home and wipe Timmy’s ass while she’s out getting her own ass paddled by leatherclad gender-queers.
The only thing a hammer is good for is driving nails and killing people… the only thing this bitch is good for is taking dicks and breaking hearts. Giver her the dick, OP. Fuck it, move and I’ll give her the dick, you take notes and give her the dick afterwards.
*beautiful destruction*
